Tangent, perhaps. Hilarious, certainly.

Just hopped on the List o Craig, under the heading “artists,” because that is where I am begging for work. Instead, the very first post provided great entertainment and I cannot help but share it somewhere.

Extremely Aggressive Clown Available

[I am no where near making this up, this is straight copy-paste.]

I WILL MINGLE WITH YOUR GUESTS
THE EXPERIENCE WILL BE MEMORABLE

I DO NOT TRAVEL OUTSIDE GRESHAM

SKILLED AT KNIFE PLAY, KNIFE THROWING,
KNIFE GAMES, SMOKING WHILE HOLDING A KNIFE,
KNIFE ANIMALS, KNIFE TRICKS, KNIFE COMEDY

I HAVE A KNIFE

I AM A CLOWN

THIS IS MY ART

Aren’t you glad you know this guy is out there? THIS GUY IS OUT THERE. So don’t go to Gresham.

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