Another from the blog that defies categorization– art, booze, and levity in the face of pain

bacon maple crayons

Hello again friends! I’m leading today’s post with this picture because I know many of my readers get excited about the same things as I do: beer, crafting, bacon, maple, and doughnuts. All inside a pink bottle? That’s more Portland than a rose tattoo on the arm of a hipster wearing your grandpa’s clothes stuffed inside a can of PBR sitting next to a pack of hand rolled Top tobacco cigarettes.

Let me unravel this for the uninitiated. Voodoo Doughnut is one of this town’s crown jewels, and one of their specialties is the Bacon Maple Bar. People are sometimes skeptical of bacon on top of a doughnut but I assure you: it. is. uh-mazing. Rogue is another institution of this fair city. Reflecting our citizens’ inability to keep our vices separate, Rogue created this ale in honor of the doughnuts. This means we can drink it with breakfast.

crrrayonI’d like to say it was magical… but really it just tasted like campfire. I couldn’t pick out bacon and maple flavors, it’s all pretty well dominated by the first three ingredients: cherrywood smoked malt, beechwood smoked malt, and house-smoked hickory malt. So maybe it wasn’t a turducken of holy flavors, but now we know. We had to know.

A couple weeks ago I had the opportunity to share Voodoo Doughnuts with big group of people from Boise. My brother happens to roll with a pretty well-spoken crew. Below is a note card I grabbed from the floor when I was with them (next to a nice little unrelated drawing I made).

russia meteor

If after reading this, the words “impromptu,” “extemp,” “debate,” or “forensics tournament” pop into your head, I award you 12 speaker points. If this is completely nonsensical to you, then consider this a glimpse into university speech and debate. My brother is a member of the team at College of Western Idaho, and will be traveling with them this week to compete on the national level. So here’s my shout out and wishes of good luck to CWI:

unicorn someday

Even if you feel like this…

unicorn

really you’re like this.

When you get nervous, smile like you know something they don’t. Idahomies, represent!

I honestly don’t know how to transition from unicorns to the other topic-of-the-day, so this awkward sentence will have to do.

This month has been designated to promote awareness of endometriosis.* This one hits home for me. By hits I mean stabs, and by home I mean abdomen.

Endometriosis, or, My Angry Ovaries

Endometriosis, or, My Angry Ovaries

I suffered for 10 years before the right diagnosis. I’ve had 2 surgeries to remove growths and likely face a 3rd. I’ve exhausted hormone adjustments and pain relief options. All of these facts are alarmingly typical for endo sufferers. I’m lucky in that I have had emotional support–far too many women face this surrounded by people who think it’s all in her head, she doesn’t look sick, it’s just her period. If you’re interested in a longer narrative on an all-too-common story, I offer this Letter to Endometriosis.

pretend they work

I did not make this image, it was already out on the internet representing waaay tooo many women.

Well, that seems like enough diverse topics for one blog post! Up next will be some new art (gasp!) and probably some more tales from the Endo Life (I didn’t choose it, it chose me!). For now I thank you again for reading and I offer my honest intent to be back before the end of the month.

*In fact, as I write this my spell-check is insisting endometriosis, endometrial, and endometrium are not words, although it has all of the following in its vocabulary:  appendicitis diabetes thrombosis mononucleosis sclerosis apoptosis osteoporosis anthropomorphic epistemological

Art, food, and cat. All that you’ve come to expect from my blog.

*boop*

*boop*

Oh, hello there! Have I been asleep for a month? Or have I just neglected my blog? For better or worse, I have not been sleeping for a month. But I have been busy, and although I haven’t been present digitally, I have kept my dear readers in mind. So here’s some good news from 2013 thus far:

At Bare Bones Cafe, SE Belmont

At Bare Bones Cafe, SE Belmont.

I hope you take an opportunity this month to check out Bare Bones Cafe, where my art bag exploded on the back walls. No less than 9 of the pieces on display have never been seen by the public. In this picture alone there are 4 paintings that have never even hung on a wall. There are a few watercolors no one has seen. Plus all three of my big collages– Paris, Portland (with nicely placed lighting and seating!) and Mt. Hood.

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barebones2

Like many Portlanders, I’m totally in love with Mt. Hood. It’s a different kind of beautiful every day, and I’ve got easily 10 pieces based on it (you can see 5 just in these pics). A couple years ago there was an art show organized just to showcase Mt. Hood art– imagine my excitement! I submitted my Mt. Hood Collage gleefully;  and against all rules of fairness in the universe, it was not accepted. Imagine my broken heart! Well, I’m happy to say that my collage has been officially introduced to all of Portland, thanks to Willamette Week and their “I Made This” feature for local art.

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Short of being on the front cover, I couldn’t have asked for better newspaper real estate. Next to the crosswords and sexy ladies? Yes please. Thanks, Willamette Week. This was a big deal for me; a vote of confidence I have desperately needed.

mix coconut tartSpeaking of things that are desperately needed– here’s a scrumptious little picture I snapped when I was in Ashland for the holidays. Mix Sweet Shop is a must-do when you visit downtown. This coconut tart is the stuff of dreams, Mimi can corroborate. Never have mother-and-daughter-in-law made such inappropriate satisfied moans as when we shared this confection.

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Nobody makes confections and inappropriate moans quite like Emily, who shared this awesome cookies-and-cream cake with us for her birthday. Between Emily and Holly we had 3 kinds of cupcakes for Jeff’s birthday/Superbowl. And for Bill’s birthday I made chocolate cake with coconut cream filling. It’s been pretty sweet around here.

Lastly for today, here is a peek at a watercolor I’ve just finished. I’ve been busy with brushes too, lately. So you’ll have those to look forward to.

birch preview

For now, I say Happy Monday and I hope this finds you well. Thanks!

Good thing the world didn’t end, I just bought new paint and brushes

dcember lithiaGreetings from Lithia Park of Ashland, Oregon. It’s lovely out today– especially for so late in December. Which reminds me, it’s nearing the end of December and I haven’t finished showing you the fruits of my Art-vember challenge.

27/30 watercolor pencil key, 28/30 painted mini glass jar

27/30 watercolor pencil key, 28/30 painted mini glass jar

Much like my experiences participating in Nanowrimo, I learned a lot from creating 30 arts in 30 days. Not the least of which being that if I want to, I can. I’m so glad I experimented with watercolors. I created and ate some really wonderful food. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed painting glass and now I have plans for really fun pieces.

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29/30 trio of candle holders. Any Ducks fans out there? They hold tealights, or turn them over and they hold tapers.

Got another in my ongoing series of Things I’ve Actually Seen. Reminds me of barely-legible Sharpie tags like “Hale Satin!”

30/30 The Plight of the Illiterate Graffiti Artist

30/30 The Plight of the Illiterate Graffiti Artist

So I’m quite pleased with myself. Plus, I was cosmically rewarded for my hard work and creativity. It is not uncommon around here to see things left on sidewalks with “free” signs. I have scored really good things this way. Last summer I got a barbeque. And during my Thanksgiving walk with Emily and Maty, we found this lamp leaning against a mailbox. The note said FREE, and that it works just fine but the base is light so it tends to tip over. Big deal, I put it in a corner with a chair in front of it.

NanoArtMo Prize!

My NanoArtMo Prize!

If I get a prize for making this stuff, you get a prize for keeping up on the journey. Bonus art! Also, if any of my creations really called out to you, let me know. It’s Christmastime, after all.

nano kittynose

I wish you all safe travels this week, even if the party is at your house this year. You’ll still have to drive to the grocery store sometime, and there’s crazy people out there! If you’re somewhere cold, here’s a bit of sunshine.

december sun

More fruits from the crafty tree — or, my month in art continues.

nano necklace

NanoArtMo item 22/30

nano gift wrap

23/30 DAMMIT MATILDA THAT IS A GIFT

Hello again, friends! As promised, I’ll now share the remaining accomplishments of my New Art NO matter What Reasons I Make Otherwise. Well, I’ll share most of them. 22 and 23 are presents and I don’t want to give it away before I… give them away, you know?

However, I will tell you all about my turkey pot pies. I’ll be making this a Thanksgiving tradition. This beats the stuffing out of cold turkey sandwiches.

In the interest of full disclosure, I cannot claim full and total credit for the deliciousness of these pies. I was armed with my favorite pie crust recipe and a bounty of leftovers fashioned by Tony’s hands. He did the cooking magic– I just rearranged the ingredients.

nano pot pie

24/30 best pot pie EVAR

I lined the 6 cups of my oversize muffin pan with rolled out pie dough. Then I put a couple tablespoons of turkey, a spoon of gravy, a scoop of stuffing, and more gravy.
I did not include mashed potatoes for two reasons: I didn’t want the pies to get too mushy, even though they’re half full of stuffing. But mostly because there are rarely ever mashed potatoes left after I’ve had Thanksgiving dinner, and that was totally the case this year.

So instead I thinly sliced some red potatoes and simmered them in creme with sage until they were mostly cooked through. Then I layered those on top of the pies with a little more gravy. That’s right, potatoes au gratin in a pot pie! I had some extra pie crust so I put dough hearts on top.

There, Martha. Stick that in your oven and broil it.

…Actually I baked them at 350 for like 45 minutes. And then I enjoyed them for like three days.

nano blue tilda

25/30 Oh Hai Kitty!

Back to the classical definition of art…. the stuff with a paintbrush. And in these cases, watercolors.

blossoms branch

26/30 cherry blossoms… again

Ok I’m going to tease out this topic into yet one more post. The remaining Nano arts are yet to come. I hope this finds you well, and if you’re like me (and already beginning holiday travel) do be careful, and thanks as always.

My NanoArtMo has been a successful experiment. Here are some of the results.

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17/30 a blending study

This started as a little something I lifted off the Pinterest boards– though it originally came from this lovely blog. I had the same intention: to practice blending watercolor paint. And I like what both of us ended up with. I like to think of this as a sunrise viewed through venetian blinds.

water droplets study

18/30 water droplets study

This little thing was a similar lets-just-try-it exercise. The original is much smoother, my scanner is getting old and lazy and doesn’t like to recognize fainter colors (the blue-greys in this water droplets exercise, and the pinks of the venetian sunrise).

Although I do not have the photos to share with you, I submit the following dish as art this month too. Because what you bring out of the kitchen can be just as creative and beautiful as what you put down on paper or paint on a canvas. And though Tony did nearly all the cooking for Thanksgiving, I did put in my efforts too.

So, from the kitchen I submit: 19/30 Buttercup Squash Soup (or as I like to think of it, The Best Soup Mimi Ever Had)

ButterCUP. Not butterNUT.

ButterCUP. Not butterNUT.

I cut one squash into 6 or 8 wedges, removed the seeds, and put them in a casserole dish. I brushed them with maple syrup, laid some rosemary sprigs on top, covered it all with foil and roasted them at 300 for 30 minutes. This will soften the squash with steam, the rosemary oil leeches out, and the maple syrup caramelizes.

Then I removed the rosemary twigs (they completely dry out in that first roast), sprinkled the wedges with cumin and ground ginger. Next I put some more fresh rosemary twigs on it and drizzled everything with coconut milk. (enough so that the surfaces of squash are coated, but not so much you leave coconut milk sloshing around the pan. Kick the oven up to 350, put it in the oven uncovered for 20-30 minutes, or whenever they are cooked thoroughly.

glass lotus votive holder, now with red petals!

20/30 glass lotus votive holder, now with red petals!

Since the first roast mostly cooked the squash through, this second roast is where the spices get sealed in under browning coconut milk and it’s culinary gold. Again, the rosemary will lend its flavor to the squash just by being friends in the oven. Once it’s all cooked through, throw away the rosemary and relax a minute.

20/30 another mountain scene

21/30 another mountain scene–again, the original has more pink hues

When it’s cool enough to handle, remove the squash from the rind (should be cooked enough you can do this easily with a spoon) and blend the buh-jeezus out of it.
Meanwhile, heat up some broth or stock (about 3/4 of a cup) on the stove and add the super-uber-duper-blended squash mixture. Simmer this delicious mess and tailor it to your tastes by adding more spice, coconut milk, or maple syrup. You can even throw another stick of rosemary in for this last heating. I love rosemary and the flavor goes so elegantly with the cumin and coconut, but adding it directly would ruin the super creamy velvety texture of the soup. Lucky for me (and the rest of us), rosemary is friendly and likes to share its flavor with its neighbors.

Not bad, huh? I actually did pretty well with my NanoArtMo, or: New Art NO matter What Reasons I Make Otherwise.  In fact, I succeeded! 30 new pieces of art in 30 days. I’m saving the remaining 9 for the next blog post, make sure you come back. ;)

I said no excuses, and I’m making good on it. ART CRAFT ART CRAFT DRINK CRAFT MORE

5/30 Rainy Sunrise over Mt. Hood

In solidarity with Nanowrimo writers, I’m doing my own creative challenge this month. While they tappety-tap their way to 50,000 words in November, I will create 30 new pieces of art or craft. We’re nearing our deadline, and although they don’t have to show their words to anyone, I’m happily sharing my creations with you, dear readers.

The bulk of my work has been in watercolors…

6/30 Another One With Grapes

I had a lot of fun with this one. I used a small plastic cap like a stamp. I like that they look like coffee table rings.

7/30 colored glass globe vase

My other medium-of-the-month has been especially cheap as craft projects go. It also has allowed me to fancify various glass vessels that I’ve collected. It was a project that I picked up from Pinterest. I had all the supplies already, how could I not try it?

Glass stuff, check.

Mod Podge (glossy), check.

Food coloring, check.

This was my first piece, it’s actually a vase from our wedding! I brushed a couple coats of blue on it, then went back with additional blue and green and made it textured by dabbing it with crumpled plastic wrap. I was thrilled with the outcome (I had been pretty skeptical) so I kinda went nuts with it… My windows are full of beautiful colored glass, and I didn’t have to buy anything!

8-10/30 wee little bottles for flower buds or oil diffusers

8-10/30 wee little bottles for flower buds or oil diffusers

11-16/30 Craft items of November.

Prettiest bottle of Jack ever, huh? I mean, other than a brand new full bottle. ;) This used to be full of Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey–aka this winter’s designated booze. It’ll warm you up and get you into trouble. Plus it’s great inspiration for arts and crafts. I’ve got a few other ideas for glass painting to round out the month. Plus I bought some gouache to experiment with. For now I’ll leave you wondering what that is and how you say it.

In the meantime, check out my shop, huh? Free Shipping for Cyber Monday… maybe even through the end of the month.

choose your colors, themes, motif, designs, style, whatever!

I’m now taking custom orders on holiday cards– just contact me to discuss how many cards and what your budget is. My embroidered cards are consistently a huge hit with family. For now, I’m off to craft myself a latte and maybe paint a bit. You’ll see.

Thank you, as always, for reading. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it. It means the world to me that you follow my silly stories and pictures.

New Art NO matter What Reasons I Make Otherwise

How’s that for cat-titude? Or for obsessive licking disorder, either way.

If you know any writers at all, you should be warned that they may be going a little nutty this month. November is National Novel Writing Month– NaNoWriMo– and if you know the already-nutty writers that I do, you’re already seeing the psychological effects that accompany the ambitious process. I have participated in the collective challenge a couple times, and even won my second year!

The color scheme of my cat. 1/30

I’m not going to write this year, but I’ve decided to dedicate this month to a different medium. My very own Nanowrimo. So here’s my first installment. If my friends can write a couple thousand words a day, I can surely be creative every day in solidarity.

New Art NO matter What Reasons I Make Otherwise

No need for a name 2/30

There’s a shop near my neighborhood called John’s Marketplace. From the outside it looks humble and not noteworthy, but inside it is an overwhelming trove of beer, cider, and wine. Definitely gives the kid-in-a-candy-store feeling to me and my friends. Setting aside the stunning stock they keep, I would go there anyway because almost every time I go I end up laughing out loud. This week’s visit yielded this conversation at the check-out.

Him: You have beautiful handwriting.
Me: Thank you so much!
Him: Are you an educator?
I looked at my clean, evenly spaced letters and blushed a little. He caught me.
Me: …I do have teacher handwriting, don’t I?

Moonbeams, I guess. 3/30

My second John’s Marketplace Moment is short. The sentences are meaningful, but it was really the delivery. Normally I would be pissed if a cashier did my transaction while on the telephone with non-work business. But he was speaking with the utmost sincerity and fatherly urgency. Delivered in a nice methodical Liam Neeson pace:
Listen to me, bud. We’ve talked about this before. You cannot practice karate in the house. Your mother is very upset. No. Karate. In the house.

Cats know nothing of personal boundaries.

Third example of how fun it is to check out at John’s: Before he even comes in, I see this kid through the window. Maybe 14 years old, minding his own business, just coming in to grab a soda.
But the whole time, he’s wearing an ensemble of fake glasses, big black moustache, goatee, eyebrows, and a monacle to top it all off. Nowhere near Halloween, or any day of particular importance. He got in line behind me and it made my day. Before I left, I turned to him and said:
I would really like to give you a high five, but it seems somehow inappropriate. Sir, may I shake your hand?
He graciously accepted, even gave me a bow. I left with my beer candy and a smile, as per usual.

I may not be the maddest hatter, but I always have a sugar bowl handy

Good morning, or afternoon, or whenever it is wherever you are. I hope where you are is dry and calm. May I offer you a spot of tea from my newly acquired tea service? Lovely, right? And like so many acquisitions, it’s extra special because I got it for basically the change in my pocket. My Halloween costume this year is the Mad Hatter, so I’ve been on the prowl lately for tea paraphernalia.

Speaking of things that prowl, here’s the fluffiest thing in my life, who has been relishing my use of tons of ribbon lately. This is not just currently her favorite toy, it is her Halloween costume. She’s spaghetti and meatball.

But I digress. I spent about a week checking second-hand stores and costume shops, to disappointing results. I  had no luck finding a top-hat of any sort, never mind finding one of comically large size. Credit goes to the Tigard Flea Market where I found a comically small hat that is perfect for this 9-piece itty-bitty tea set.  Perhaps it needs some perspective:

teacup fits inside a size 9 ring

Isn’t that one of the cutest things ever? I came across a box of doll house furnishings, and was practically giggling while I made a small pile of treasures that had to come home with me. I even defended my stash, like a penguin with eggs, from a too-eager scavenger who walked in behind me. No, those are mine. Yes, all of them. Yes, I am a good picker. No seriously those are mine. Lady, get me a bag.

It’s all come together beautifully, especially for a first time haberdasher. You will love the pictures. Just not today. For now, I wish you a Happy and safe Halloween. Maty does, too.

Why are you leaving? You just got here!

Let’s talk Etsy and Pinterest, like good little crafty people.

Like so many of my fellow artsy/craftsy/foodsy/teachery people, I have jumped on the Pinterest wagon. It’s no news that I’m a lot better at starting projects than finishing them. So, I’ve made a definite effort to follow through on my pins. It’s how I justify the evenings I binge on those boards.

One such project was these itty bitty candles. A former roommate made a set of candles, and since it was much cheaper to buy candle wax in large amounts, there was a sizeable amount of leftover wax and wicks. I’m also a bit of a drinker, so I have a sizeable stash of bottlecaps, too. I had literally no reason to NOT do this project. I think we’re done entertaining on the deck for the year– we’ve begun the rainy season of the Pacific Northwest– but I am looking forward to using them for poi performances and fire photo shoots.

I have used tea light candles for these purposes before, and though I can get dirt cheap tea lights at Ikea, there’s no comparison. After a performance, I often can’t leave the candles to fully cool, so they become a mess of wax in a bag and really not reliable after that.

I lit a couple the other night and yes, they do last an hour. And the most amazing part is how far that much wax goes. I used between 1 and 2 cups of liquid wax and it yielded 60 candles.

Speaking of fire photo shoots, I had one! I’m always looking for photographers that would like to try fire pics. Believe it or not, it’s taken a long time to find one interested enough, patient enough, and versatile enough to give poi photography a real try. Rick Clark is one such guy, and he came up with really stellar images.

I am still hoping to find a home for this costume before Halloween. I’d wear it myself, but I haven’t been that size since… I was… I dunno, 9? I exaggerate. But seriously, it’s for a petite person and will win you so many Awesome Points for wearing a totally one of a kind costume.

I just reduced its price in my shop. I’ve also listed my Halloween cards for individual purchases rather than as sets. I’ll ship them the same day you order them.

In the meantime, I’m going to finish up my own costume for Halloween. I can’t wait to have pictures, I’m sure you will love them. I’ve taken my first stab at haberdashery so I can be the Mad Hatter.

As always, thanks for reading!

Tis the season, the spooking season. Cats pop out from nowhere, and spiders attack your coffee

Did you know we’re almost half way through October? I had no idea! I could have sworn it was still September. Up until two days ago we had blue skies and warm weather, and now it is ye olde standard Oregon rainy grey. But it’s okay. If you can’t be busy outside, be busy inside. And I most certainly have.

A layered ensemble of skirt, bustle belt, and coin belt. Demands to be shimmied, and can be found right here.

I’ve been doing so much sewing lately it’s silly. I’ve made some pretty awesome stuff. Just like so many appliances, my Janome sewing machine does great work but occasionally it argues with me. When I was perusing the manual I noticed this page. It wasn’t my imagination, my machine IS talking to ME. It’s like how cat’s “ask for” Meow Mix “by name.”

You could also call ME an “audible pip.”

Speaking of Meow Mix, my meow has been mixing it up lately by varying exactly how early she yowls for breakfast (could be two hours early, will probably happen two hours after, too) and by doing what I call “playing explorer.” In internet words, she’s exercising her “If I fits, I sits” rule.

Inside a closet, after crawling under one box and vaulting over another. The only 6 square inches of open floor in the closet and it must be covered by her butt.

Yes I saw the empty basket, but this box had important looking stuff in it. I’m important, so I’m in it too.

No, I haven’t seen your guitar case. But would you like to tour my new kitty condo? It contours to your fluffy.

Seriously though, when she’s not in my way I’ve been making some pretty cool clothes. Costume stuff really, just in time for Halloween. I’m most proud of my Briar Rose goes to Mardi Gras costume and I would rock it out for Halloween myself but I grew out of that dress size when I was like, 13.

The veils at the bottom attach to the wrists, but my model is stubborn at best. One pose.

What’s that? You want me to combine my affection for coffee, Halloween, and accessorizing all in one thing? DONE. Also can be found in my shop.

So, if you have any costuming needs that your friendly neighborhood seamstress can help with, let me know ok? In the meantime, enjoy a warm beverage and start thinking spooky thoughts. Thanks for staying with me. Cheers!

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